THE BOOTLEG SERIES

My name is Kevin Patterson and I am a future screenwriter/director. I'm young, lazy, and unmotivated. When I'm not wishing I was Anthony Bourdain, attempting to make movies, writing movies, reading comics, being in love with Ellen Page, listening to Jonathan Coulton, I'm doing nothing. I rant about nerdy things, get excited over geeky things, and I pretty much am a nerdy and/or geeky thing.

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I’m Not There - Trailer

Cate Blanchett is AMAZING in this movie.

I’m Not There - “Ballad of a Thin Man”

theopie:

Vinyl Sunday — The Bob Dylan and the Band Edition

The Bob Dylan and The Band albums are amazing.

theopie:

Vinyl Sunday — The Bob Dylan and the Band Edition

The Bob Dylan and The Band albums are amazing.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
  • 12 Plays

blindcommissioner:

theopie:

Ballad of a Thin Man - Bob Dylan/The Band

Will always be one of my favorite Bob Dylan songs.

oceanchild:

yourfavoriteredhead:

The Boondock Saints
Ivan Checkov: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now. Murphy: Checkov? Well, this here’s McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.


Probably my favorite line in the movie.

oceanchild:

yourfavoriteredhead:

The Boondock Saints

Ivan Checkov: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now. 
Murphy: Checkov? Well, this here’s McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.

Probably my favorite line in the movie.

oceanchild:

youareillogical:(via musicalirony)

I want to watch Magnolia today.

But it’s, like, 3 hours long. I need to find time to watch it, stat.

In other news, I might be getting the flu. Stay tuned.

blindcommissioner:

(via wearytune)
what book are these scans from?

blindcommissioner:

(via wearytune)

what book are these scans from?

sarahptor:

via ranga-sauce
let’s get another one.

sarahptor:

via ranga-sauce

let’s get another one.

Whatever happened to Guy Pearce?

patattack:

mrkppatterson:

patattack:

Why isn’t he starring in successful films anymore?

Wasn’t he in The Hurt Locker recently?

Yes, but only for like 5 minutes! He’s doing the same thing in The Road. If the movie’s even remotely like the book, he gets 15 mins of screen time max.

True, true.

If it follows the book, it is immediately going to be my favorite movie.

Whatever happened to Guy Pearce?

patattack:

Why isn’t he starring in successful films anymore?

Wasn’t he in The Hurt Locker recently?

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Andy Samberg's Nicholas Cage impression was spot on.